Why I Pay $4 for a Cup of
Coffee
Before college, I was never
really into the whole coffee thing. My dad drank it in the morning as a ritual,
but I never got into it. When I got to college, I realized that there was a
Starbucks in the library. Of course, I couldn't believe anyone would pay $4 for
a coffee, and that's for the smallest size (dubbed 'tall' inexplicably). But
something changed in me at college.
1. It’s fucking delicious, that’s why
The first time I ever
went here to have myself a coffee I had no idea what I was doing. Really. I
went up and said “I like sweet things, but I don’t like coffee…” and the poor
baristas whipped up a mocha. A mocha, for clueless people, is a hot chocolate
with espresso in it. Jesus, it’s delicious. It’s warm and chocolaty and
perfect. And those bastards at Starbucks know that once you’ve had a taste you
want more and more. So of course every time I passed the little coffee shop I
spent FOUR dollars on a little cup of hot chocolate with espresso in it.
It gets better. Christmas
rolls around, right? And they have all this seasonal flavored syrup people go
gaga for, like peppermint and Christmas tree and sugar cookie and ornament. But
there’s also gingerbread. Oh god, the
gingerbread flavor. I went to Starbucks and a guy I had a class with was working.
He crafted me a drink that Jesus would worship. It was simply hot chocolate
with gingerbread. I know, I sound ridiculous. But it was incredible. And from
then on I didn’t care that it cost $4 a cup of heaven droplets.
2. I do not have the time to craft my own deliciousness
In the morning, I’m lucky
to get cereal down my throat. I don’t own a coffee machine, and the idea of
making hot chocolate with water makes me queasy. I was never in the habit of
having coffee before the morning starts and I’m still not. I just like it when
I’m studying or want to look sophisticated. First of all I have no clue how to
make anything they have. Go ahead and send me all the recipes you want, I can’t
make it like they do. I don’t have that fancy steamer that boils milk in mere
seconds, nor do I have the whipped cream dispensary that you hold upside down. So
I cannot replicate their creations. And furthermore, I will not. That is sacrilege.
3. What else am I doing with my
money?
That sounds bad. I know.
As a college student money is tight. I try not to blow money all willy nilly, but
sometimes you want a mocha with whipped cream and gingerbread syrup. At my
school there are meal plans. I have a student ID card that has the money for
meals on it. Preloaded. You can spend that money only on things on campus,
food-wise. So I have at least $625 to spend a semester on food, and if I don’t,
I lose it. So why the hell not buy coffee when I want to sip something hot?
